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  • My doctor just flirted with me. She said I have a cute appendicitis!Upload to Facebook
    My doctor just flirted with me. She said I have a cute appendicitis!
  • I was practicing the dance steps of the Macarena song and my neighbor thought I was having a heart attack and he called the ambulance!Upload to Facebook
    I was practicing the dance steps of the Macarena song and my neighbor thought I was having a heart attack and he called the ambulance!
  • Law of Karma is the ultimate Justice and it is not a punishment, but a liberation!Upload to Facebook
    Law of Karma is the ultimate Justice and it is not a punishment, but a liberation!
  • Wisdom is not cheap.</br>
It costs ego, hatred, desire, solitude and some really hard life-lessons!Upload to Facebook
    Wisdom is not cheap.
    It costs ego, hatred, desire, solitude and some really hard life-lessons!
  • If you see me talking to myself, please go your way.</br>
I am self-employed and having a staff meeting!Upload to Facebook
    If you see me talking to myself, please go your way.
    I am self-employed and having a staff meeting!
  • I hated my new haircut.</br>
But then it grew on me!Upload to Facebook
    I hated my new haircut.
    But then it grew on me!
  • Every day is a new day to try again.</br>
This is a coded message to all the guys who are trying to get a response from their crushes!Upload to Facebook
    Every day is a new day to try again.
    This is a coded message to all the guys who are trying to get a response from their crushes!
  • March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have the toilet paper!Upload to Facebook
    March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have the toilet paper!
  • Girls will know 309 different shades of lipstick but don't know the true intentions of the guy they're talking to!Upload to Facebook
    Girls will know 309 different shades of lipstick but don't know the true intentions of the guy they're talking to!
  • My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.</br>
Eventually, I folded!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
    Eventually, I folded!
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