This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past! |
Women above 40 years do not have to take the vaccine because they already have Aunty-Bodies! |
Heard in Starbucks Delhi: Punjabi: Can I get an Iced Caffe Mocha, please? Attendant: Sir, the 'ch' is pronounced as 'k'. Punjabi: Akka Benkod, Wahi De De! |
ਕਹੁ ਰਵਿਦਾਸ ਸਭੈ ਨਹੀ ਸਮਝਸਿ ਭੂਲਿ ਪਰੇ ਜੈਸੇ ਬਉਰੇ ॥ ਮੋਹਿ ਅਧਾਰੁ ਨਾਮੁ ਨਾਰਾਇਨ ਜੀਵਨ ਪ੍ਰਾਨ ਧਨ ਮੋਰੇ ॥੩॥੧॥ Says Ravi Daas, no one understands; they all run around, deluded like madmen. The Lord's Name is my only Support; He is my life, my breath of life, my wealth. ||3||1|| Raag Raamkali Bhagat Ravidas - SGGS Ji Ang: 974 Happy Bhagat Ravidas Jayanti! |
ਗੁਰਬਾਣੀ ਸੁਣਿ ਮੈਲੁ ਗਵਾਇ।। ਸਹਜੇ ਹਰਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਮੰਨਿ ਵਸਾਏ।। Listening to the Gurbani, filth is washed off. The Lord's Name is naturally enshrined in the mind! Guru Amar Dass Ji: SGGS Ji: 665 |
Life has many great options, but you don't have to pick what seems to be the best, Just pick what makes you happy and it will be the best! |
Sometimes God doesn't change your situation because he is trying to change your heart. Good Morning! |
Wife on the phone: Honey, the car is getting hot, what should I do? Husband: Tell the car you have a headache! |
I'm sure God created cats to give men a chance to understand how women behave! |
Are you aware that once you are admitted into the ICU for COVID-19, your wife will be holding your phone for 14 days! It's not worth the risk. So wear your mask! |