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  • Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner?</br>
Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner?
    Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!
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11. My wife getting readyUpload to Facebook
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  • If revenge is sweet, and revenge is a dish best served cold, then isn't revenge ice cream?Upload to Facebook
    If revenge is sweet, and revenge is a dish best served cold, then isn't revenge ice cream?
  • Can someone explain that in English why does the letter C exist?</br>
A soft C sounds like an S and a hard C sounds like a K. Why not just use the letters S and K?Upload to Facebook
    Can someone explain that in English why does the letter C exist?
    A soft C sounds like an S and a hard C sounds like a K. Why not just use the letters S and K?
  • When a girl is looking at me, the difficulty level of everything I do increases automatically!Upload to Facebook
    When a girl is looking at me, the difficulty level of everything I do increases automatically!
  • Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world.</br>
Good morning. Have a great day!
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    Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world.
    Good morning. Have a great day!
  • Santa: My wife calls me iPhone.<br/>
Banta: Because you're classy?<br/>
Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My wife calls me iPhone.
    Banta: Because you're classy?
    Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything!
  • For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...<br/>
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Whiskey Goli Lo!Upload to Facebook
    For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...
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    Whiskey Goli Lo!
  • Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!Upload to Facebook
    Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!
  • What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?<br/>

Wedding Cake!Upload to Facebook
    What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?
    Wedding Cake!
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