Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner? Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later! |
1. Second 2. Minute 3. Hour 4. Day 5. Week 6. Month 7. Year 8. Decade 9. Century 10. Millennium 11. My wife getting ready |
If revenge is sweet, and revenge is a dish best served cold, then isn't revenge ice cream? |
Can someone explain that in English why does the letter C exist? A soft C sounds like an S and a hard C sounds like a K. Why not just use the letters S and K? |
When a girl is looking at me, the difficulty level of everything I do increases automatically! |
Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day! |
Santa: My wife calls me iPhone. Banta: Because you're classy? Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything! |
For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold... . . . . . Whiskey Goli Lo! |
Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives! |
What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live? Wedding Cake! |