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  • I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!Upload to Facebook
    I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!
  • Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.</br></br>

That explains everything!Upload to Facebook
    Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.

    That explains everything!
  • My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!Upload to Facebook
    My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!
  • Self-confidence is trusting yourself to eat tomato soup in a white shirt!Upload to Facebook
    Self-confidence is trusting yourself to eat tomato soup in a white shirt!
  • There are kids being born who will grow up thinking the Amazon rainforest is owned by the company!Upload to Facebook
    There are kids being born who will grow up thinking the Amazon rainforest is owned by the company!
  • There are two sides to every story and women are always right in both of them!Upload to Facebook
    There are two sides to every story and women are always right in both of them!
  • Sometimes I post sh*t.</br>
Just to see whose head explodes!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I post sh*t.
    Just to see whose head explodes!
  • I asked my Guru, `Which is more important, the journey or the destination?`</br>
He replied, `The Company`!Upload to Facebook
    I asked my Guru, "Which is more important, the journey or the destination?"
    He replied, "The Company"!
  • Things to remember:</br>
You don't have to be perfect.</br>
Having a bad day is OK.</br>
Small steps are also progressing.</br>
Asking for help is strength.</br>
People love and appreciate you.
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    Things to remember:
    You don't have to be perfect.
    Having a bad day is OK.
    Small steps are also progressing.
    Asking for help is strength.
    People love and appreciate you.
  • On her birthday wife wanted me to take her to someplace expensive. So I took her to the petrol pump!Upload to Facebook
    On her birthday wife wanted me to take her to someplace expensive. So I took her to the petrol pump!
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