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Upload to Facebook Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost. That explains everything! -
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Upload to Facebook Self-confidence is trusting yourself to eat tomato soup in a white shirt! -
Upload to Facebook There are kids being born who will grow up thinking the Amazon rainforest is owned by the company! -
Upload to Facebook There are two sides to every story and women are always right in both of them! -
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Upload to Facebook I asked my Guru, "Which is more important, the journey or the destination?" He replied, "The Company"! -
Upload to Facebook Things to remember: You don't have to be perfect. Having a bad day is OK. Small steps are also progressing. Asking for help is strength. People love and appreciate you. -
Upload to Facebook On her birthday wife wanted me to take her to someplace expensive. So I took her to the petrol pump! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals? Pappu: Mmmm... Teacher: Well done boy!
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