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Upload to Facebook A Punjabi kid asked his mother, "How do you say please?" Mother: We don't use that word! -
Upload to Facebook Fuel prices in India are so high that even stray dogs have stopped running after passing cars. What will they do with it if they catch it? Can't afford to drive it now! -
Upload to Facebook Don't believe the stereotype that women with cats are crazy. That's not true, all women are crazy! -
Upload to Facebook I get ignored so much... . . . . . . that my name should be Terms & Conditions! -
Upload to Facebook I am so middle class, I believe expired sanitizers kill more germs! -
Upload to Facebook Your funeral would be the only thing you attend and miss at the same time! -
Upload to Facebook Like the sunlight slowly fades the night's darkness away, may all your troubles be gone by the love of God. Good morning and have a blissful day! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband. Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine! -
Upload to Facebook I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!
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