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  • What is the similarity between eating stale food and watching toxic news?</br>
Both cause Diarrhoea, however at the opposite ends!Upload to Facebook
    What is the similarity between eating stale food and watching toxic news?
    Both cause Diarrhoea, however at the opposite ends!
  • Customer: I will not pay the bill.</br>
Manager: Why not? You ordered 42 coffee.</br>
Customer: I said 4 tea, 2 coffee!Upload to Facebook
    Customer: I will not pay the bill.
    Manager: Why not? You ordered 42 coffee.
    Customer: I said 4 tea, 2 coffee!
  • Due to the increasing incidence of vaccine selfies on social media, the govt. has decided that the second dose will be on the buttocks!Upload to Facebook
    Due to the increasing incidence of vaccine selfies on social media, the govt. has decided that the second dose will be on the buttocks!
  • If I ever become a dietician,</br>
I'll be asking where you had the Chole Bhature from instead of why!Upload to Facebook
    If I ever become a dietician,
    I'll be asking where you had the Chole Bhature from instead of why!
  • Yeh Hamara Mobile Hai</br>
Yeh Hum Hain</br>
Aur Yeh Hum Time Waste Kar Rahe Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Yeh Hamara Mobile Hai
    Yeh Hum Hain
    Aur Yeh Hum Time Waste Kar Rahe Hain!
  • I have a drinking problem.</br>
Two hands and just one mouth!Upload to Facebook
    I have a drinking problem.
    Two hands and just one mouth!
  • A man working in the Guinness brewery in Dublin fell into a 5,000-gallon vat of beer and could be rescued only after five hours.</br>
While he was regaining consciousness in the company's hospital, his wife asked if he suffered much.

His fellow worker replied, `I don't think so. He climbed out twice to pee!`Upload to Facebook
    A man working in the Guinness brewery in Dublin fell into a 5,000-gallon vat of beer and could be rescued only after five hours.
    While he was regaining consciousness in the company's hospital, his wife asked if he suffered much. His fellow worker replied, "I don't think so. He climbed out twice to pee!"
  • ਸਰਬ ਕਲਿਆਣ ਸੂਖ ਨਿਧਿ ਨਾਮੁ।।</br>
All joys and comforts are in the treasure of the Naam.</br>
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: Ang - 290Upload to Facebook
    ਸਰਬ ਕਲਿਆਣ ਸੂਖ ਨਿਧਿ ਨਾਮੁ।।
    All joys and comforts are in the treasure of the Naam.
    ~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: Ang - 290
  • It's not about reaching your goal and then stopping</br>
It's about pushing your limits every single day!Upload to Facebook
    It's not about reaching your goal and then stopping
    It's about pushing your limits every single day!
  • Husband knocked on the door.</br>
Wife: Who's that?</br>
Husband: I'm the one you desire the most.</br></br>

Wife: But I didn't order pizza!Upload to Facebook
    Husband knocked on the door.
    Wife: Who's that?
    Husband: I'm the one you desire the most.

    Wife: But I didn't order pizza!
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