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Upload to Facebook "Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing," I said to my wife.
She said, "Wear your own then!" -
Upload to Facebook Missing someone is a terrible feeling.
Ask any sniper! -
Upload to Facebook Found out all four of my sons want to be Valets when they grow up.
My doctor says that's the worst case of Parking Sons disease he has ever heard of! -
Upload to Facebook If there were an award for the most skeptical person, the most skeptical person might not accept the award! -
Upload to Facebook If there were a technology that could control our dreams, companies would use it to run ads during our sleep! -
Upload to Facebook Choosing to walk with you on the road to life was one of the best decisions I ever made. You're a delightful soul, hubby. I pray that our love echoes for eternity.
Happy Birthday! -
Upload to Facebook Mornings come with a blank canvas. Paint it as you like and call it a day. Wake up and start creating your perfect day.
Good Morning! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Yeh Kitne Ki Painting Hai?
Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.
Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao! -
Upload to Facebook Dentists always ask dumb questions like `When's the last time you flossed?`
Like bro, you were there. You did it! -
Upload to Facebook These days nobody respects age.
Unless it's distilled and bottled!
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