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  • I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.<br/>
I took gold, silver, and bronze!Upload to Facebook
    I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.
    I took gold, silver, and bronze!
  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.<br/>
I don't know y!Upload to Facebook
    I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
    I don't know y!
  • I got tired of being judged for going bald so I went out and bought a cheap wig.<br/>
It was a small price toupee!Upload to Facebook
    I got tired of being judged for going bald so I went out and bought a cheap wig.
    It was a small price toupee!
  • Wimbledon tells us how the British want the world to think about them, and Football tells us how they actually are!Upload to Facebook
    Wimbledon tells us how the British want the world to think about them, and Football tells us how they actually are!
  • Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other!Upload to Facebook
    Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other!
  • If flowers weren't loved seasons would never shed them so gracefully!Upload to Facebook
    If flowers weren't loved seasons would never shed them so gracefully!
  • Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
    Good Morning!
  • The wife was checking her husband's phone and saw a contact named COVID-19, she called the number and her own phone rang.<br/>
And the husband is now isolated!Upload to Facebook
    The wife was checking her husband's phone and saw a contact named COVID-19, she called the number and her own phone rang.
    And the husband is now isolated!
  • A man was brought to court in connection with a street accident.<br/>
Lawyer: How did you cause the accident?<br/>
Man: Which accident?<br/>
Lawyer: The accident for which you are in court now.<br/>
Man: I had fallen asleep before the accident happened. If I had been awake I could tell you!Upload to Facebook
    A man was brought to court in connection with a street accident.
    Lawyer: How did you cause the accident?
    Man: Which accident?
    Lawyer: The accident for which you are in court now.
    Man: I had fallen asleep before the accident happened. If I had been awake I could tell you!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
You can know all the things wrong about you from your wife by simply forgetting her birthday!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    You can know all the things wrong about you from your wife by simply forgetting her birthday!
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