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Upload to Facebook Various researchers and studies found that if women sleep long hours, it reduces brain strokes, blood pressure, diabetes and heart attacks in men! -
Upload to Facebook Top three dreams of a man:
1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.
2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has! -
Upload to Facebook I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?'
I said, "Not at all." He said, "Kiss?"
I said, "Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel!" -
Upload to Facebook I've got a German friend who's a sound technician.
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Upload to Facebook ਸਲੋਕ ਮ: ੧ ॥
ਬਲਿਹਾਰੀ ਗੁਰ ਆਪਣੇ ਦਿਉਹਾੜੀ ਸਦ ਵਾਰ॥
ਜਿਨਿ ਮਾਣਸ ਤੇ ਦੇਵਤੇ ਕੀਏ ਕਰਤ ਨ ਲਾਗੀ ਵਾਰ ॥੧॥
A hundred times a day, I am a sacrifice to my Guru;
He made angels out of men, without delay.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji - Ang 462 -
Upload to Facebook Helping one person might not change the whole world, but it could change the world for one person.
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Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor, over the last three days I have followed your instructions. I have not eaten any food added with preservative colour or even sprayed. I have not even touched them.
Doctor: Great! So how do you feel now?
Patient: Hungry! Extremely hungry! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is history?
Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history! -
Upload to Facebook Woman 1: You said you wouldn't marry anyone. Men are animals. Still, you agreed to marry a guy!
Woman 2: It is not a bad idea to pet an animal! -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter?
I am not telling you. You might spread it!
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