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Upload to Facebook Boy: If you do not marry me, I will die for sure.
Girl: Why will you die?
There are so many beautiful girls in this world. You can marry one.
Boy: When a girl like you rejects me,
how can I think of a beautiful girl! -
Upload to Facebook How do you make gold soup?
You put 24 carrots in it! -
Upload to Facebook From the bottom of our hearts, we wish and hope for nothing but the best for you two.
Be priceless and courageous for each other's endless love.
Wish you a very happy wedding anniversary! -
Upload to Facebook Sadness filled me whenever I miss you.
The thought of not being able to see you,
to touch you and to hold you is softly killing me.
Hope to see you soon because I miss you! -
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Barista: You have got really average ears! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Ugh I gained 3 lbs during vacation. What about you?
Me (looking at scale showing I actually lost a pound): I gained 4! -
Upload to Facebook I pointed towards two old drunks sitting across the table in the bar and told my friend "We'll be like that in another 10 years."
He said, "That's a mirror, you idiot!" -
Upload to Facebook The filthiest pub I was ever in was called The Fiddle.
It was a vile inn! -
Upload to Facebook Maybe we don't lose our socks, maybe our socks get a divorce and the one you have is the one who got to keep you! -
Upload to Facebook Parenting is such hard work.
But you know what? At the end of the day?
You are exhausted from all the hard work!
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