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![Top three dreams of a man:<br/>
1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.<br/>
2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.<br/>
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has!]()
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1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.
2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has! -
![I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?'<br/>
I said, `Not at all.`
He said, `Kiss?`<br/>
I said, `Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel!`]()
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I said, "Not at all." He said, "Kiss?"
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![I've got a German friend who's a sound technician.<br/>
I've got a Czech one too. Czech one too!]()
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![ਸਲੋਕ ਮ: ੧ ॥<br/>
ਬਲਿਹਾਰੀ ਗੁਰ ਆਪਣੇ ਦਿਉਹਾੜੀ ਸਦ ਵਾਰ॥<br/>
ਜਿਨਿ ਮਾਣਸ ਤੇ ਦੇਵਤੇ ਕੀਏ ਕਰਤ ਨ ਲਾਗੀ ਵਾਰ ॥੧॥<br/><br/>
A hundred times a day, I am a sacrifice to my Guru;<br/>
He made angels out of men, without delay.<br/>
Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji - Ang 462]()
Upload to Facebook ਸਲੋਕ ਮ: ੧ ॥
ਬਲਿਹਾਰੀ ਗੁਰ ਆਪਣੇ ਦਿਉਹਾੜੀ ਸਦ ਵਾਰ॥
ਜਿਨਿ ਮਾਣਸ ਤੇ ਦੇਵਤੇ ਕੀਏ ਕਰਤ ਨ ਲਾਗੀ ਵਾਰ ॥੧॥
A hundred times a day, I am a sacrifice to my Guru;
He made angels out of men, without delay.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji - Ang 462 -
![Helping one person might not change the whole world, but it could change the world for one person.<br/>
Good Morning!]()
Upload to Facebook Helping one person might not change the whole world, but it could change the world for one person.
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![Patient: Doctor, over the last three days I have followed your instructions. I have not eaten any food added with preservative colour or even sprayed. I have not even touched them.<br />
Doctor: Great! So how do you feel now?<br />
Patient: Hungry! Extremely hungry!]()
Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor, over the last three days I have followed your instructions. I have not eaten any food added with preservative colour or even sprayed. I have not even touched them.
Doctor: Great! So how do you feel now?
Patient: Hungry! Extremely hungry! -
![Teacher: What is history?<br />
Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history!]()
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Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history! -
![Woman 1: You said you wouldn't marry anyone. Men are animals. Still, you agreed to marry a guy!<br />
Woman 2: It is not a bad idea to pet an animal!]()
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Woman 2: It is not a bad idea to pet an animal! -
![Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter?<br />
I am not telling you. You might spread it!]()
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![Boy: If you do not marry me, I will die for sure.<br />
Girl: Why will you die?<br /> There are so many beautiful girls in this world. You can marry one.<br />
Boy: When a girl like you rejects me,<br /> how can I think of a beautiful girl!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: If you do not marry me, I will die for sure.
Girl: Why will you die?
There are so many beautiful girls in this world. You can marry one.
Boy: When a girl like you rejects me,
how can I think of a beautiful girl!
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