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Upload to Facebook March, April, May
Remdesivir - not available
Oxygen cylinders - not available
Hospital beds - not available
June/July
Shimla - Sold out!
Mussoorie- Sold out!
Manali - Sold out!
SPIRIT OF INDIA -
Upload to Facebook I'm a grown-up and mature man and I do whatever the hell my wife wants me to do.
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Upload to Facebook Me: I live every day dangerously.
Friend: Are you into adventure sports?
Me: No, but I'm married and I live with my wife! -
Upload to Facebook Son: If we got another dog, where would it sleep?
Mom: The question isn't where would the dog sleep. It's where would your dad sleep! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip for girls:
Date ugly guys.
because chances of cheating are very low.
And vice versa! -
Upload to Facebook Without the laugh track, conversations in sitcoms have a lot of awkward pauses! -
Upload to Facebook "I would die for" and "I would kill for" are opposites despite being used to express the same thing! -
Upload to Facebook As a child, it seemed like parents had eyes on the back of their heads. As adults, it's clear that little kids are extremely predictable! -
Upload to Facebook Similarities between Corporate Meetings and Ladies Shopping
Corporate Meetings:
Show me the next slide.
The figures are not looking good (in the graph chart).
All eyes should be on us.
Something is still missing.
Do we have a plan B?
Make it fast, we have to close it ASAP.
Ladies Shopping:
Bhaiya Wo Agli Wali Dikhao.
Bhaiya Wo Pehli Wali Dikhao.
Is Mein Meri Figure Achhi Nahi Lag Rahi.
Sab Ka Dhyaan Meri Taraf Hi Hona Chahiye.
Ummm... Kuch To Kami Lag Rahi Hai.
Koi Dusri Dress Hai?
Behen Ji Jaldi Karo Dukaan Band Karni Hai
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Upload to Facebook Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity!
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