Dealing with women is like playing chess. I don't know how to play chess! |
The best thing about social media is how it teaches you about life. Yes, that's the joke! |
I just saw some idiot at the gym. He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill! |
The very best part of any vacation is coming home and sleeping in your own bed! |
You don't realize how much stuff needs labeling until you buy a label-maker! |
`We can't eat at McDonald's twice in one day. That's too sad.` ~ My 7-year-old daughter shaming me |
Someone laughing after they are finished crying is the human equivalent of a rainbow! |
We honour our best friends by calling them family and honour family members we like by calling them our best friends! |
ਨਿੰਦਕੁ ਐਸੇ ਹੀ ਝਰਿ ਪਰੀਐ ॥ ਇਹ ਨੀਸਾਨੀ ਸੁਨਹੁ ਤੁਮ ਭਾਈ ਜਿਉ ਕਾਲਰ ਭੀਤਿ ਗਿਰੀਐ ॥੧॥ ਰਹਾਉ ॥ ਜਉ ਦੇਖੈ ਛਿਦ੍ਰੁ ਤਉ ਨਿੰਦਕੁ ਉਮਾਹੈ ਭਲੋ ਦੇਖਿ ਦੁਖ ਭਰੀਐ ॥ ਆਠ ਪਹਰ ਚਿਤਵੈ ਨਹੀ ਪਹੁਚੈ ਬੁਰਾ ਚਿਤਵਤ ਚਿਤਵਤ ਮਰੀਐ ॥੧॥ ਨਿੰਦਕੁ ਪ੍ਰਭੂ ਭੁਲਾਇਆ ਕਾਲੁ ਨੇਰੈ ਆਇਆ ਹਰਿ ਜਨ ਸਿਉ ਬਾਦੁ ਉਠਰੀਐ ॥ ਨਾਨਕ ਕਾ ਰਾਖਾ ਆਪਿ ਪ੍ਰਭੁ ਸੁਆਮੀ ਕਿਆ ਮਾਨਸ ਬਪੁਰੇ ਕਰੀਐ ॥੨॥੯॥੯੫॥ Thus, the slanderer crumbles away. This is the distinctive sign - listen, O Siblings of Destiny: he collapses like a wall of sand. When the slanderer sees a fault in someone else, he is pleased. Seeing goodness, he is depressed. Twenty-four hours a day, he plots, but nothing works. The evil man dies, constantly thinking up evil plans. The slanderer forgets God, death approaches him, and he starts to argue with the humble servant of the Lord. God Himself, the Lord and Master, is Nanak's protector. What can any wretched person do to him? Greetings on the Prakash Purab of Sri Guru Hargobind Sahib Ji |
ਮੀਰੀ-ਪੀਰੀ ਦੇ ਮਾਲਕ ਧੰਨ-ਧੰਨ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਹਰਗੋਬਿੰਦ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਜੀ ਦੇ ਪ੍ਰਕਾਸ਼ ਪੁਰਬ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ-ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈ! Heartiest greetings on the Prakash Purab of Sri Hargobind Sahib Ji! |