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  • 'Sorry' is a tiny word but has immense power to build a beautiful relationship.<br/>
Hope you accept my apology and let me build the connection between us again!Upload to Facebook
    'Sorry' is a tiny word but has immense power to build a beautiful relationship.
    Hope you accept my apology and let me build the connection between us again!
  • I am single because love is blind.<br/>
Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain!Upload to Facebook
    I am single because love is blind.
    Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain!
  • I have become a successful husband by letting my wife speak all the time!Upload to Facebook
    I have become a successful husband by letting my wife speak all the time!
  • My whole life is Yoga Day because I always find myself in awkward positions!<br/>
#InternationalYogaDayUpload to Facebook
    My whole life is Yoga Day because I always find myself in awkward positions!
    #InternationalYogaDay
  • I'm a mathematician but I hate negative numbers.<br/>
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!Upload to Facebook
    I'm a mathematician but I hate negative numbers.
    I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
  • Wrestling is stupid!<br/>
Guys with no pants fight for a beltUpload to Facebook
    Wrestling is stupid!
    Guys with no pants fight for a belt
  • Once electric cars are mainstream, someone will modify them to be really loud!Upload to Facebook
    Once electric cars are mainstream, someone will modify them to be really loud!
  • I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day.<br/>
It's soda pressing!Upload to Facebook
    I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day.
    It's soda pressing!
  • One day while in heaven, Mahatma Gandhi went to God and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys?<br/>
The God replied: They were all very happy. The blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens!Upload to Facebook
    One day while in heaven, Mahatma Gandhi went to God and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys?
    The God replied: They were all very happy. The blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens!
  • To be safe, I bought my wife a Father's Day gift!Upload to Facebook
    To be safe, I bought my wife a Father's Day gift!
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