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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.
Santa: I never get any brain freeze.
Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!JeetoPreeto / Funny / Marriage -
Upload to Facebook My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can't part with it! -
Upload to Facebook Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
Me: But you said 3
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You should wash your hands even when there is not a global pandemic! -
Upload to Facebook For those missing their Golf during the lockdown.
Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it! -
Upload to Facebook A rooster is the most slaughtered creature.
Because whoever has tried to awaken the world... has been killed! -
Upload to Facebook We began as strangers. We became friends. We became one with each other. We remain as one forever.
Happy Anniversary my love! -
Upload to Facebook When I needed you the most, you were always there. You stood by me when everyone chose their sides. Thank you for always being there for me.
Happy Father's Day, dad! -
Upload to Facebook You're the true hero from my childhood. Times may have changed but the things I have learned from you are both ageless and priceless.
Happy Father's Day! -
Upload to Facebook You sacrificed your good days to make our days bright, you struggled hard to make sure there's always a smile on our face. You deserve all the respect.
Happy Father's Day!
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