'Sorry' is a tiny word but has immense power to build a beautiful relationship. Hope you accept my apology and let me build the connection between us again! |
I am single because love is blind. Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain! |
I have become a successful husband by letting my wife speak all the time! |
My whole life is Yoga Day because I always find myself in awkward positions! #InternationalYogaDay |
I'm a mathematician but I hate negative numbers. I'll stop at nothing to avoid them! |
Wrestling is stupid! Guys with no pants fight for a belt |
Once electric cars are mainstream, someone will modify them to be really loud! |
I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It's soda pressing! |
One day while in heaven, Mahatma Gandhi went to God and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys? The God replied: They were all very happy. The blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens! |
To be safe, I bought my wife a Father's Day gift! |