Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream. Santa: I never get any brain freeze. Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why! |
My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him. He just can't part with it! |
Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes. Me: I wish for a world without lawyers. Genie: Done, you have no more wishes. Me: But you said 3 Genie: Sue me! |
Pro Tip: You should wash your hands even when there is not a global pandemic! |
For those missing their Golf during the lockdown. Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it! |
A rooster is the most slaughtered creature. Because whoever has tried to awaken the world... has been killed! |
We began as strangers. We became friends. We became one with each other. We remain as one forever. Happy Anniversary my love! |
When I needed you the most, you were always there. You stood by me when everyone chose their sides. Thank you for always being there for me. Happy Father's Day, dad! |
You're the true hero from my childhood. Times may have changed but the things I have learned from you are both ageless and priceless. Happy Father's Day! |
You sacrificed your good days to make our days bright, you struggled hard to make sure there's always a smile on our face. You deserve all the respect. Happy Father's Day! |