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  • Yoga is the way to relax and rejuvenate.<br/>
Yoga is the way to find yourself and connect.<br/>
Happy International Yoga Day!Upload to Facebook
    Yoga is the way to relax and rejuvenate.
    Yoga is the way to find yourself and connect.
    Happy International Yoga Day!
  • When you perform yoga, you establish a connection between your body and mind and become more aware of yourself.<br/>
Happy International Yoga Day!Upload to Facebook
    When you perform yoga, you establish a connection between your body and mind and become more aware of yourself.
    Happy International Yoga Day!
  • Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?<br/>
Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.<br/>
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?<br/>
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?
    Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.
    Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
    Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!
  • Santa: Jeeto  Darling, Ajj Barsaat Da Din Hai... Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gall Kar Ki Mere Dono Pair Zameen Te Na Laggan.<br/>
Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Jeeto Darling, Ajj Barsaat Da Din Hai... Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gall Kar Ki Mere Dono Pair Zameen Te Na Laggan.
    Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le!
  • I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, `I could marry you`.<br/>
I couldn't believe it... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!Upload to Facebook
    I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you".
    I couldn't believe it... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!
  • You don't realize the importance of a pedicure in your life until the day you don't notice your wife's!Upload to Facebook
    You don't realize the importance of a pedicure in your life until the day you don't notice your wife's!
  • Bill Gates and I have a combined fortune of around 9 lakh crores and 157 rupees!Upload to Facebook
    Bill Gates and I have a combined fortune of around 9 lakh crores and 157 rupees!
  • My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies!Upload to Facebook
    My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies!
  • Not bragging, but my wife describes my dressing style as `Are you wearing that?`Upload to Facebook
    Not bragging, but my wife describes my dressing style as "Are you wearing that?"
  • If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock!Upload to Facebook
    If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock!
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