Yoga is the way to relax and rejuvenate. Yoga is the way to find yourself and connect. Happy International Yoga Day! |
When you perform yoga, you establish a connection between your body and mind and become more aware of yourself. Happy International Yoga Day! |
Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge? Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan. Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai? Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari! |
Santa: Jeeto Darling, Ajj Barsaat Da Din Hai... Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gall Kar Ki Mere Dono Pair Zameen Te Na Laggan. Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le! |
I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you". I couldn't believe it... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return! |
You don't realize the importance of a pedicure in your life until the day you don't notice your wife's! |
Bill Gates and I have a combined fortune of around 9 lakh crores and 157 rupees! |
My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies! |
Not bragging, but my wife describes my dressing style as "Are you wearing that?" |
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock! |