Today is one special day where I get to tell you how much I appreciate your presence in my life. You are truly a source of happiness for me. Happy birthday dear sister! |
Fathers are real superheroes. They may not have superpowers but they always have a super heart and a super spirit. Happy Father's Day to all Dads! |
Thank you for always being the shield that protects us from sorrow and despair. We feel so blessed for having such a wonderful father. Happy Father's Day! |
Every morning for me is an opportunity to love you, care for you, and make you feel special all day long. Good morning my love! |
Doctor: Who did this to you? Santa: Wife. Doctor: Why? Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework. Doctor: Then? Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger! |
The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair. If you don't agree, just go shopping with your wife! |
Telling my wife that we're going out for dinner at someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready! |
Michael Schumacher might have been the fastest driver but have you seen Indians driving past the traffic signal about to change? |
I normally don't brag about expensive trips... but I just got back from the Fuel Station! |
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them! |