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Upload to Facebook A smart refrigerator isn't one with screens, cameras, and wifi.
It's one that knows to dim the light when you open it at 3 AM! -
Upload to Facebook My dentist hates it when I call him the face Gynecologist! -
Upload to Facebook How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
And a one and a two, and a one, two, three, four! -
Upload to Facebook Men are like dogs. They're fun to be with but it's better to have a leash on them so that they don't go out of control! -
Upload to Facebook You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.
You can't have both!
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Upload to Facebook Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face! -
Upload to Facebook Since we met, I've cried somewhat less, smiled a lot more, and know that I'm living in a better world because you're here with me.
Thank you so much. You have no idea how much I adore you! -
Upload to Facebook When you ask your wife and she says "Tumhari Marzi", just remember, "Nahi Chalegi" is silent! -
Upload to Facebook The two most common things in the world are oxygen and your wife's mood swings! -
Upload to Facebook The scariest Facebook notification is the one that says `you're tagged in a photo` while you party with your friends and you told your wife that you're staying late at work!
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