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Upload to Facebook Quiet people are talkative to those who they trust. They're not shy, they're just not trusting most people! -
Upload to Facebook Rely on the teachings, not on the person.
Rely on the meaning, not on the words.
Rely on the real-life, not on the dreams.
Rely on the wisdom, not on the mind inside.
~ Buddha
Happy Buddha Purnima! -
Upload to Facebook Aroghyam Oka Goppa Varam!
Santrupti Oka Goppa sampada!
Viswassam Manchi Bandhavaim!
Happy Buddha Purnima! -
Upload to Facebook My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix.
I renewed my subscription for further 10 years! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour.
Husband: Wait. I can change! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?
Pappu: Brochure! -
Upload to Facebook For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.
He is in for a rude awakening! -
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Upload to Facebook I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script!
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