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Upload to Facebook What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride? "Damn that was a hard drive!" -
Upload to Facebook As a kid, a friend living 15 minutes was really far away. As an adult, a friend living 15 minutes away is really close! -
Upload to Facebook When a 60 yr old man sits alone he appears his full age. When 2 office friends, 60 yrs old come together, then they appear only 30/30. When 3 college friends, 60 yrs old meet together, then they appear only 20/20/20. When 6 school friends, 60yrs old join together, then they appear as school children. This is the Mathematics of Friendship! -
Upload to Facebook Mount the tent of celebration, Lift the hands of labor across the oceans, for workers who build a great world. Happy Labour Day! -
Upload to Facebook You deserve a big celebration for getting the job done every time. This is your day to relax, unwind, and enjoy the company of good friends. Happy Labour Day! -
Upload to Facebook You don't remember the vast majority of your own life. All the sleeping, eating, and sitting around you do will add up to years of unretrievable memories! -
Upload to Facebook Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent! -
Upload to Facebook The government says we should have a cashless economy soon. No worries, married life has already prepared me for that! -
Upload to Facebook Kal Biwi Khaane Mein Namak Daalna Bhool Gayi Aur Main Sara Din Isi Tension Mein Ghoom Raha Tha Ki Taste Aana Band Ho Geya Hai! -
Upload to Facebook 8 hours of drinking is binge drinking;
8 hours of TV is binge-watching;
But 8 hours of sleep is barely enough!
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