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Upload to Facebook A smart woman never yells at a man.
He must be afraid of her gaze! -
Upload to Facebook Top three dreams of a man:
1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.
2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has! -
Upload to Facebook There are two ways of arguing with a woman.
Neither one works! -
Upload to Facebook Dealing with women is like playing chess. I don't know how to play chess! -
Upload to Facebook Maybe God made men physically stronger because they have to carry all that audacity! -
Upload to Facebook The snoring of men is the Karma of women.
Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night! -
Upload to Facebook The biggest difference between men and women is that men will apologize for something they did in a women's dream! -
Upload to Facebook Behind a crazy woman is a man who made her that way! -
Upload to Facebook Men are like dogs. They're fun to be with but it's better to have a leash on them so that they don't go out of control! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip for Men:
If you are planning to propose to your girlfriend then instead of spending all your money on a diamond ring, invest in a good comfortable couch. Because after marriage, she's gonna use the ring and you'll use the couch!
