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Upload to Facebook Not to brag but women have often described me as "Who's that guy and why is he listening to our conversation?" -
Upload to Facebook A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned! -
Upload to Facebook When a man says "fine" during an argument, it means that he really is fine & the fight is over.
When a woman says "fine" during an argument, it means that she's not at all fine and war is just about to start! -
Upload to Facebook Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job? -
Upload to Facebook Dear Women,
Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one! -
Upload to Facebook God created men to suffer.
And He created women to make sure! -
Upload to Facebook Dear men,
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman. She'll definitely listen to that! -
Upload to Facebook If women treat men with the same patience, care and attention they have while applying eyeliner, the world would be a better place! -
Upload to Facebook I finally understood what women want from men:
Women want men who know what they know before they know they do not want what they know they don't want.
Simple! -
Upload to Facebook It's called "man-hours" because a woman would have done it in a matter of minutes!
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