Men and Women SMS

  • Not to brag but women have often described me as `Who's that guy and why is he listening to our conversation?`
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    Not to brag but women have often described me as "Who's that guy and why is he listening to our conversation?"
  • A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned!Upload to Facebook
    A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned!
  • When a man says `fine` during an argument, it means that he really is fine & the fight is over.<br/>
When a woman says `fine` during an argument, it means that she's not at all fine and war is just about to start!Upload to Facebook
    When a man says "fine" during an argument, it means that he really is fine & the fight is over.
    When a woman says "fine" during an argument, it means that she's not at all fine and war is just about to start!
  • Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.<br/>
Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
    Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?
  • Dear Women,<br/>
Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Women,
    Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one!
  • God created men to suffer.<br/>
And He created women to make sure!Upload to Facebook
    God created men to suffer.
    And He created women to make sure!
  • Dear men,<br/>
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman. She'll definitely listen to that!Upload to Facebook
    Dear men,
    If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman. She'll definitely listen to that!
  • If women treat men with the same patience, care and attention they have while applying eyeliner, the world would be a better place!Upload to Facebook
    If women treat men with the same patience, care and attention they have while applying eyeliner, the world would be a better place!
  • I finally understood what women want from men:<br/>
Women want men who know what they know before they know they do not want what they know they don't want.<br/>
Simple!Upload to Facebook
    I finally understood what women want from men:
    Women want men who know what they know before they know they do not want what they know they don't want.
    Simple!
  • It's called `man-hours` because a woman would have done it in a matter of minutes!Upload to Facebook
    It's called "man-hours" because a woman would have done it in a matter of minutes!
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