Men and Women SMS

  • No man knows more about women than I do.<br/>
And I know nothing!Upload to Facebook
    No man knows more about women than I do.
    And I know nothing!
  • Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping!Upload to Facebook
    Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping!
  • Dear Men,<br/>
Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Men,
    Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!
  • Courtesy says you must never ask a woman her age and a man his salary. Do you know why... have you ever thought about it?<br/>
Well here is a beautiful insight... it is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself. And it is wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly ever spends on himself!Upload to Facebook
    Courtesy says you must never ask a woman her age and a man his salary. Do you know why... have you ever thought about it?
    Well here is a beautiful insight... it is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself. And it is wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly ever spends on himself!
  • If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one!Upload to Facebook
    If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one!
  • Any idea why women make new friends every week while men have the same five friends their entire life?Upload to Facebook
    Any idea why women make new friends every week while men have the same five friends their entire life?
  • Why are men like commercials?<br/>
You can't believe a word they say!Upload to Facebook
    Why are men like commercials?
    You can't believe a word they say!
  • Any man who asks a woman `What's wrong?` and expects her to tell him what exactly is wrong, doesn't really understand how women work!Upload to Facebook
    Any man who asks a woman `What's wrong?` and expects her to tell him what exactly is wrong, doesn't really understand how women work!
  • Dear women,<br/>

The best way to make your man do something that he has been avoiding for months is to just ask him if it's because he's too old to do it.
<br/>
Thank me later!Upload to Facebook
    Dear women,
    The best way to make your man do something that he has been avoiding for months is to just ask him if it's because he's too old to do it.
    Thank me later!
  • Getting along with women is super easy.<br/>
You just need to know when to talk, when to shut up and when to run!Upload to Facebook
    Getting along with women is super easy.
    You just need to know when to talk, when to shut up and when to run!
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