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Upload to Facebook Brains are awesome...
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I wish everyone had one! -
Upload to Facebook Its hard to find a good friend who is
90% funny
95% sexy
100% perfect...
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So, whatever you do just don't lose me! -
Upload to Facebook WARNING WARNING WARNING
Please forward this warning to everyone on your friends list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to warm weather and asks you to take off your clothes and dance around with your arms up.
DO NOT DO THIS!! THIS IS A SCAM!!! They only want to see you dance naked. I wish I'd got this yesterday... I feel so stupid! -
Upload to Facebook You are Ultimate,
You are Lovely,
You are Likable,
You are Unique,
In short, you are ULLU! -
Upload to Facebook Simply innocent eyes; An affable personality;
That infectious smile; Almost perfect gait.
In short - absolutely gorgeous.
That's enough about me.
How about you? -
Upload to Facebook Nice people are like wind.
You can only feel their presence and sincerity.
Don't look here and there to find them.
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Just look at the name of sender! -
Upload to Facebook Think of any of the below numbers:
100
200
250
300
400
500
600
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Now get my phone charged for the amount you thought. Then I shall tell you, how much balance did I get.
Don't laugh it off, hurry up! -
Upload to Facebook My love for you has no boundaries, even to hell I follow you! -
Upload to Facebook Friends are like mirrors as they are our reflections.
You're damn lucky as I am quite good looking! -
Upload to Facebook If some day I praise you for your:
1. Good looks
2. Nature
3. Style or
4. Attitude
Please don't believe me, as I might be drunk!
