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Upload to Facebook Yesterday, a clown held open the door for me. It was a nice jester! -
Upload to Facebook True laziness is getting excited when a plan gets cancelled! -
Upload to Facebook I don't like meeting my friends from school and college because they remind me of my failures in life! -
Upload to Facebook Now that I'm in debt, I'm a collectors' item. -
Upload to Facebook Save face - keep the lower half of it shut. -
Upload to Facebook The light at the end of the tunnel - are the front lights of a train. -
Upload to Facebook Shoe-makers are known to be sole people. -
Upload to Facebook I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now! -
Upload to Facebook Today a movie hero is someone who could sit through a double feature. -
Upload to Facebook I'm struggling under the weight of a superiority complex- it belongs to my boss.
