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![Yesterday, a clown held open the door for me. It was a nice jester!]()
Upload to Facebook Yesterday, a clown held open the door for me. It was a nice jester! -
![True laziness is getting excited when a plan gets cancelled!]()
Upload to Facebook True laziness is getting excited when a plan gets cancelled! -
A well-executed theft in which there are no fingerprints left is a 'stainless steal'! -
It is hard to get more out of a bikini than you put into it. -
Driving with bald tires is a hairy experience. -
![I don't like meeting my friends from school and college because they remind me of my failures in life!]()
Upload to Facebook I don't like meeting my friends from school and college because they remind me of my failures in life! -
A loser is a bald guy with dandruff. -
Aging gracefully is like, the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse. -
I've just replaced my shoelaces with earphones. Now they tie themselves. -
If someone conducts himself well, then can he be declared as good Conductor!
