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  • When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.Upload to Facebook
    When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.
    ~ JD Ghai
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  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.Upload to Facebook
    Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
    ~ Robin Williams
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  • Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.
    ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  • A good relationship means a really good sex life.Upload to Facebook
    A good relationship means a really good sex life.
    ~ Juliette Lewis
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  • Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.Upload to Facebook
    Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.
    ~ William Glasser
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  • When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.Upload to Facebook
    When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.
    ~ Hedy Lamarr
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  • Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
    ~ Bertrand Russell
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  • A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. Upload to Facebook
    A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
    ~ W. Somerset Maugham
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  • The wives to survive matrimony have to be good in the kitchen or in the bedroom.Upload to Facebook
    The wives to survive matrimony have to be good in the kitchen or in the bedroom.
    ~ JD Ghai
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  • People can't work out why giant panda couples only have sex once a year. It's because they're married.Upload to Facebook
    People can't work out why giant panda couples only have sex once a year. It's because they're married.
    ~ Frank Skinner
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