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![When newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other.]()
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~ JD GhaiWhen newly married, the position is called 69. After a few years, it's 96 since the couples sleep with their backs towards each other. -
~ Ken HammondWhat's the three words you never want to hear while making love?
Honey, I'm home. -
~ JD GhaiThe only time my wife gets hot is when she burns her hand while cooking. -
~ Les DawsonMy wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. -
![Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.]()
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~ Robin WilliamsAh, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -
~ Bertrand RussellMarriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution. -
~ Thomas Love PeacockMarriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond. -
![Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.]()
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~ Mokokoma MokhonoanaMarriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction. -
~ Mortimer AdlerConjugal love, or the friendship of spouses, can persist even after sexual desires have weakened, withered, and disappeared. -
~ Geoffrey ChaucerWomen desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
