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  • Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet.Upload to Facebook
    Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet.
    ~ Groucho Marx
    Humour / Naughty   
  • A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.Upload to Facebook
    A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.
    ~ Robert Jordan
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  • Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.Upload to Facebook
    Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.
    ~ Junot Diaz
    Humour / Relationship   
  • When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. Upload to Facebook
    When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
    Humour   
  • With jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct.Upload to Facebook
    With jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct.
    ~ JD Ghai
    Humour / Arts and Entertainment / Ideas   
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.<br /><br />~ Lee MajorsUpload to Facebook
    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    ~ Lee Majors
    Humour   
  • It's always darkest before the dawn. If stealing your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time for it.Upload to Facebook
    It's always darkest before the dawn. If stealing your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time for it.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Humour   
  • Unable to do away with love, the Church found a way to decontaminate it by creating marriage.Upload to Facebook
    Unable to do away with love, the Church found a way to decontaminate it by creating marriage.
    ~ Charles Baudelaire
    Humour / Marriage   
  • Let your enemies be disarmed by the gentleness of your manner, but at the same time let them feel the steadiness of your resentment.Upload to Facebook
    Let your enemies be disarmed by the gentleness of your manner, but at the same time let them feel the steadiness of your resentment.
    ~ Lord Chesterfield
    Humour   
  • Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.Upload to Facebook
    Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
    ~ Groucho Marx
    Humour / Men   
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