Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

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  • When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. Upload to Facebook
    When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
    Humour   
  • I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.Upload to Facebook
    I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
    Funny   
  • I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.Upload to Facebook
    I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
    Food and Drinks / Funny   
  • I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Upload to Facebook
    I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
    Funny   
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