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  • What's so unpleasant about being drunk?, Ask a glass of water!Upload to Facebook
    What's so unpleasant about being drunk?, Ask a glass of water!
    ~ Douglas Adams
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  • Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.Upload to Facebook
    Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
    ~ Lemony Snicket
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  • Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.Upload to Facebook
    Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
    ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
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  • I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.Upload to Facebook
    I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
    ~ Marilyn Monroe
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  • I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.Upload to Facebook
    I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
    ~ Jack Handey
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  • Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,<br /> And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.Upload to Facebook
    Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
    And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
    ~ Robert Frost
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  • Even the gods love jokes.Upload to Facebook
    Even the gods love jokes.
    ~ Plato
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