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![What's so unpleasant about being drunk?, Ask a glass of water!]()
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~ Douglas AdamsWhat's so unpleasant about being drunk?, Ask a glass of water! -
![Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.]()
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~ Lemony SnicketEveryone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. -
~ Ludwig WittgensteinA serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. -
![Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.]()
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~ F. Scott FitzgeraldCut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. -
![I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.]()
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~ Marilyn MonroeI don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one. -
~ George Bernard ShawSuppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? -
~ William ShakespeareHe jests at scars that never felt a wound. -
~ Rita RudnerI love to write jokes and that's all I think about. -
~ George EliotDifferent taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. -
![I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.]()
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~ Jack HandeyI hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
