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  • How is sex like a game of bridge?<br />
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner!Upload to Facebook
    How is sex like a game of bridge?
    If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner!
  • Murdering English:<br />
One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.<br />
The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.<br />
If we press hard she will give lower too!Upload to Facebook
    Murdering English:
    One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.
    The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.
    If we press hard she will give lower too!
  • Why do squirrels swim on their backs?<br/>
To keep their nuts dry!Upload to Facebook
    Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
    To keep their nuts dry!
  • A brand new Ajit dialogue:<br/>

Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......<br/> 

`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`<br/>
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    A brand new Ajit dialogue:
    Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
    `Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`
  • How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?<br />
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!Upload to Facebook
    How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
    There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
  • The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass.
Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!Upload to Facebook
    The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!
  • Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.<br />
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!<br />
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!Upload to Facebook
    Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.
    Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
    Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!
  • A good woman will perform at least 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69!Upload to Facebook
    A good woman will perform at least 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69!
  • Girl: It's too tight.
Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly.
Girl: Push it in.
Boy: Ah! I can't.
Girl: It's painful.
Boy: Forget it,
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We'll buy a new Wedding Ring!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: It's too tight. Boy: Don't worry, I'll do it slowly. Girl: Push it in. Boy: Ah! I can't. Girl: It's painful. Boy: Forget it, . .. ... We'll buy a new Wedding Ring!
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