Dirty Adult and Non veg Restricted

  • How is sex like a game of bridge?<br />
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner!Upload to Facebook
    How is sex like a game of bridge?
    If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner!
  • Murdering English:<br />
One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.<br />
The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.<br />
If we press hard she will give lower too!Upload to Facebook
    Murdering English:
    One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.
    The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.
    If we press hard she will give lower too!
  • Why do squirrels swim on their backs?<br/>
To keep their nuts dry!Upload to Facebook
    Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
    To keep their nuts dry!
  • A brand new Ajit dialogue:<br/>

Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......<br/> 

`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`<br/>
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    A brand new Ajit dialogue:
    Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
    `Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`
  • 2 year old son spits on the floor.
    Wife: We don't spit. If it's in your mouth you swallow it.
    Husband raises eyebrows.
    Wife: You shut up!
  • SERIOUS HEALTH WARNING:
    Licking a pussy is very dangerous to your health because it is
    5% urine
    3% acidic
    2% fatty
    and 90% highly addictive!
  • How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?<br />
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!Upload to Facebook
    How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
    There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
  • What's the difference between a micro-wave and a homosexual?
    A micro-wave doesn't brown your meat!
  • What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
    A 'Pussy is soft, warm and delightful and it's owned by a 'Cunt!
  • The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass.
Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!Upload to Facebook
    The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!
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