Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay. Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor! |
Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track. Sindhi: How was she to look at? Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head! |
Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception? Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side. Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms. Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean! |
Salma was tired of being used from the wrong side by his Pathan hubby! She got a tattoo made on it: . .. ... P.T.O. |