Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay. Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor! |
Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track. Sindhi: How was she to look at? Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head! |
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out. Punjabi: I wish that was my neighbour's ass. Sindhi: I wish that was my sister-in-law's ass. Pathan: I wish it was dark! |
Pathan to Sindhi: Tell me a joke in which I am not involved. Sindhi: Your wife is pregnant! |
Pathan and Sindhi got into a heated argument. While arguing, Sindhi shouted, "Kiss My Ass!" Pathan: This is not the time to be romantic! |
Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Professor Hamid from our apartment house is a gay. Pathan: Waw, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half of a year, but never knew he was a professor! |
Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception? Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side. Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms. Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean! |
How do Pathans practice safe sex? They mark the camels that kick! |
Q. What do you call a Pathan who owns a camel and a goat? A. Bisexual! |
How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass? Very satisfying! |