Erma Bombeck Quotes

  • The term 'working mother' is redundant.Upload to Facebook
    The term 'working mother' is redundant.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
  • In a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.Upload to Facebook
    In a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
  • When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.Upload to Facebook
    When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
  • I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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    I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
  • It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. 

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    It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
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