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~ Erma BombeckThanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. -
~ Erma BombeckJust think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No thank you" to desert that night. And for what? -
~ Erma BombeckA child develops individuality long before he develops taste. -
~ Erma BombeckIt was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive. -
~ Erma BombeckHumor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises. -
~ Erma BombeckLaugh now, cry later. -
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~ Erma BombeckIt takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. -
~ Erma BombeckThe odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. -
~ Erma BombeckShopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. -
~ Erma BombeckThere is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
