Mark Twain Quotes

  • Make money and the whole world will conspire to call you a gentleman.Upload to Facebook
    Make money and the whole world will conspire to call you a gentleman.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.Upload to Facebook
    Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.Upload to Facebook
    Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.Upload to Facebook
    You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
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    Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.Upload to Facebook
    Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
    ~ Mark Twain
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