Mark Twain Quotes

  • It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.Upload to Facebook
    It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition.Upload to Facebook
    Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • I never let my schooling interfere with my education.Upload to Facebook
    I never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them have never happened.
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    I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them have never happened.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.Upload to Facebook
    If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.Upload to Facebook
    The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure.Upload to Facebook
    First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Humor is a mankind's greatest blessings. Upload to Facebook
    Humor is a mankind's greatest blessings.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Sacred cows make the best hamburger.Upload to Facebook
    Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.Upload to Facebook
    Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
    ~ Mark Twain
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