Mark Twain Quotes

  • Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.Upload to Facebook
    Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.Upload to Facebook
    The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.Upload to Facebook
    A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
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    All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. Upload to Facebook
    The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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    When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Love: the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.Upload to Facebook
    Love: the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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    Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. Upload to Facebook
    All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.Upload to Facebook
    Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
    ~ Mark Twain
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