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~ Rodney DangerfieldI like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldMy wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI like to date school teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldMy wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Food and Drinks / Sex / Funny -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldIf it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
