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![I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. -
![My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldMy wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. -
![I like to date school teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI like to date school teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. -
~ Rodney DangerfieldWhat a kid I got! I told him about the birds and the bees, and he told me about the butcher and my wife. -
![I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with. -
![My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldMy wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. -
![I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Food and Drinks / Sex / Funny -
~ Rodney DangerfieldWith me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! -
![If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldIf it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
