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  • Hurting someone can be as easy as throwing a stone in the sea. But do you have any idea how deep that stone can go?Upload to Facebook
    Hurting someone can be as easy as throwing a stone in the sea. But do you have any idea how deep that stone can go?
  • A mistake repeated more than once is a decision.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    A mistake repeated more than once is a decision.
    Good Morning!
  • Punjabi Panda:<br/><br/>

There are 2 Pandas:<br/>
The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda<br/>
The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!Upload to Facebook
    Punjabi Panda:

    There are 2 Pandas:
    The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda
    The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
  • The only animal that a lion is afraid of is his lady lioness. So if you are afraid of your lady, that means you are a lion!Upload to Facebook
    The only animal that a lion is afraid of is his lady lioness. So if you are afraid of your lady, that means you are a lion!
  • Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!Upload to Facebook
    Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!
  • I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.<br/>
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!Upload to Facebook
    I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.
    You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!
  • The army is 'Bhartiya Sena';<br/>
IAF was 'Why-you-Sena';<br/>
And Navy was 'No-Sena'!Upload to Facebook
    The army is 'Bhartiya Sena';
    IAF was 'Why-you-Sena';
    And Navy was 'No-Sena'!
  • I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...<br/>
Broco Lee!Upload to Facebook
    I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...
    Broco Lee!
  • 15+15 is thirty.<br/>
16+16 is thirty too!Upload to Facebook
    15+15 is thirty.
    16+16 is thirty too!
  • If we continue wearing masks for the next 10 years, our children will think the mouth is a private part!Upload to Facebook
    If we continue wearing masks for the next 10 years, our children will think the mouth is a private part!
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