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  • On the day of our wedding, we vowed to grow old together in sickness or in health. And through all our tribulations, this is happening. I thank God for our time together.<br/>
Happy Anniversary!Upload to Facebook
    On the day of our wedding, we vowed to grow old together in sickness or in health. And through all our tribulations, this is happening. I thank God for our time together.
    Happy Anniversary!
  • Meditation nourishes the mind in the same way that food nourishes the body.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Meditation nourishes the mind in the same way that food nourishes the body.
    Good Morning!
  • During an argument with her husband, a wife was just about to calm down.<br/>
But then her husband asked her to calm down!Upload to Facebook
    During an argument with her husband, a wife was just about to calm down.
    But then her husband asked her to calm down!
  • Whenever I think I finally understand women's logic, my wife says things like she can't wear those shoes with those earrings!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever I think I finally understand women's logic, my wife says things like she can't wear those shoes with those earrings!
  • Aamir Khan is probably the only Indian who is consistently following the RTO rule of surrendering a 15-year-old model!Upload to Facebook
    Aamir Khan is probably the only Indian who is consistently following the RTO rule of surrendering a 15-year-old model!
  • First-year of marriage: I can't even imagine living without you.<br/>
The tenth year of marriage: Maybe you should buy a new house and move out!Upload to Facebook
    First-year of marriage: I can't even imagine living without you.
    The tenth year of marriage: Maybe you should buy a new house and move out!
  • Tomorrow is a special day. I have finally decided to let my girlfriend know that she's my girlfriend!Upload to Facebook
    Tomorrow is a special day. I have finally decided to let my girlfriend know that she's my girlfriend!
  • Why did you choose to be cremated?<br/>
Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!Upload to Facebook
    Why did you choose to be cremated?
    Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!
  • It's no wonder there is no rain. Most of the clouds are now with Amazon, Microsoft and Google!Upload to Facebook
    It's no wonder there is no rain. Most of the clouds are now with Amazon, Microsoft and Google!
  • Hurting someone can be as easy as throwing a stone in the sea. But do you have any idea how deep that stone can go?Upload to Facebook
    Hurting someone can be as easy as throwing a stone in the sea. But do you have any idea how deep that stone can go?
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