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  • A mistake repeated more than once is a decision.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    A mistake repeated more than once is a decision.
    Good Morning!
  • Punjabi Panda:<br/><br/>

There are 2 Pandas:<br/>
The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda<br/>
The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!Upload to Facebook
    Punjabi Panda:

    There are 2 Pandas:
    The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda
    The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
  • The only animal that a lion is afraid of is his lady lioness. So if you are afraid of your lady, that means you are a lion!Upload to Facebook
    The only animal that a lion is afraid of is his lady lioness. So if you are afraid of your lady, that means you are a lion!
  • Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!Upload to Facebook
    Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!
  • I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.<br/>
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!Upload to Facebook
    I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.
    You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!
  • The army is 'Bhartiya Sena';<br/>
IAF was 'Why-you-Sena';<br/>
And Navy was 'No-Sena'!Upload to Facebook
    The army is 'Bhartiya Sena';
    IAF was 'Why-you-Sena';
    And Navy was 'No-Sena'!
  • I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...<br/>
Broco Lee!Upload to Facebook
    I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...
    Broco Lee!
  • 15+15 is thirty.<br/>
16+16 is thirty too!Upload to Facebook
    15+15 is thirty.
    16+16 is thirty too!
  • If we continue wearing masks for the next 10 years, our children will think the mouth is a private part!Upload to Facebook
    If we continue wearing masks for the next 10 years, our children will think the mouth is a private part!
  • The only vaccine does not act as an antibody.<br/>
The voice of friends also acts as an antibody.<br/>
Those who say to you, `Don't worry`, then it becomes an antibody.<br/>
The whole world is against you, and someone says, `I am with you` then an antibody is created.<br/>
It is possible that someone's antibodies increase due to your love and behaviour.<br/>
Keep talking to your friends and relatives to increase their antibodies!Upload to Facebook
    The only vaccine does not act as an antibody.
    The voice of friends also acts as an antibody.
    Those who say to you, "Don't worry", then it becomes an antibody.
    The whole world is against you, and someone says, "I am with you" then an antibody is created.
    It is possible that someone's antibodies increase due to your love and behaviour.
    Keep talking to your friends and relatives to increase their antibodies!
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